Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 09, 2014

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    J Short  over 10 years ago

    My urologist says to me,“Wow, it’s been 10 years since you’ve been in. Who is your family doctor?”I answered, “You.”

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    Technojunkie  over 10 years ago

    The nutrition advice doctors and the government give is guaranteed to keep the medical system in business. Farm subsidies are rigged to further tip the scales.

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    franknason  over 10 years ago

    Just wait until you have your colonoscopy and you get color photos of your rectum.

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    Bob Jones  over 10 years ago

    Preventive, not preventative, preventive!

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    Bob Jones  over 10 years ago

    Pedantic, not smartass, pedantic. Oh, that’s me.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    I thought Scott didn’t care much about health. He accused Rick of running like a coward from his own mortality by jogging.

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    Radical_Knight  over 10 years ago

    If your car works, don’t take it to a mechanic.

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