Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 25, 2014

Somebody’s been watching too much Antiques Road Show.

I like wax fruit and candles you never light.

Thankfully, our house is free of such untouchables.

Did you use the decorative towels?

If you are very careful, and carefully dry the soap before you return it to the exact same spot, she’ll never know!.If, over time, she notices the soaps are getting smaller, maybe when you tell her it must be because of evaporation, she’ll believe you..Just maybe…

I like the ones like this where the downtrodden hubby gets to deliver the zinger. . .

Someone gave me some of those years ago, they are decorating the inside of a cupboard, one day they will be part of the trash can decor!