Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 17, 2010

Thats all petey needed to hear lol

Don’t buy it, Petey.

I’m with you Marg. Don’t get all bent yet, Petey.

In my day you didn’t need a cell phone to tell you when the next full moon was. All you had to do was look up in the sky. At least on a clear night.

Petey’s too young to start shaving, yes?

wait if petey’s a werewolf, then will he have redish fur all over, or just on the top of his head?

Don’t listen to him Petey! There’s no such thing.

Remember, Petey … he’s just a figment of your imagination.

Ernesto has just encapsulated, by example, the value of 98% of the iPhone and other smartphone apps currently available.

Hard to imagine a paranoid werewolf.

Even Charlie Brown never had to worry about turning into a werewolf.

“Good grief.”

Has anyone?

I love the concept of a Charlie Brown werewolf. When the full moon appears, he bocomes passive- aggressive.

A rounded-headed werewolf. That would be fun to see.

You’re a Wolf-Man, Charlie Brown!

Charlie Brown: “Oh boy, I’m a werewolf! Now those girls will have to show me some respect! GRAAARRGH!!!!”

Lucy: “Is that you, Charlie Brown, or did Frieda’s cat cough up an unnaturally curly hairball?”

Violet: “Charlie Brown, you’re the poorest excuse for a werewolf I’ve ever seen. If I were the moon, I’d be ashamed to shine on you.”

Patty: “Come on, girls. We don’t need to waste any silver bullets on this lycanthro-blockhead!”

All: “HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

Charlie Brown: “Rats! Even as a bloodthirsty half-human behemoth cast up from hell, I’m a complete failure. What about you, Linus, are you scared?”

Linus: “‘Scared’ might be too strong of a word. But I was certainly startled, at first.”

Charlie Brown: “Good grrrrrief.”

LOL—great dialoguing, fritzoid

fritzoid Maybe you oughta try to get permission from the Schultz family to write the next Peanuts Halloween special. Just from that little passage there I know it’ll be a blood-curtling scream - well maybe just a scream.

Soundtrack: Beethoven’s Piano Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp minor, Op. 27, No. 2 (“Moonlight”).

Oh Lordy – what did Alice tell Ernesto?

uh, lycanthropy doesn’t work like that, lycanthropy is where you have control of when you become a werewolf, therefore, Ernesto isn’t that wise in the ways of mythical powers.