Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 01, 2014

Hmm, let me tap some keys: “true something athlete”…about 22,000,000 results. Knox’s google is much smarter than my google.

Let me tap some keys? Don’t tell me that is actually a popular saying among the young who have no keys on their phones whatsoever. What, does Milford have a bunch of old blackberries that Kaz bought stock in or something?

Now we know True used to play for the Savanna Ringtail Lemurs…

“Yeah, that’s him. Now tap in Wendy Wardrobe Malfunction.”

Sign Man’s work is much better than the guy who works at Tru(e)’s former school.

A bonus year of Hard Knox Foley. I thought the kid graduated. Could his Speedco Slip buddy and double play teammate Jimmy Jarboe also have a second senior year? Aha ha ha ha…..ha. I know this much is True.

Knox had to scroll past about 30 pictures of True with his tuba to find that one. Milford’s band is about to take a major step up.

Janet’s Diner in the afternoon, The Bucket at night. Austin Shuford is another Johnny Manziel.

I just finished tapping some keys and the result was this latest Mopped Up Thorp fiasco.

Milford kids are like ‘Larry’ and that old lady with her ‘photos on the wall’ in those ‘e’ insurance commercials.

I guess after identifying the handsome stranger it will be a race to see who gets to be first to tell QB Jarrod Hale.

@ EllisburkIn all reality, when the late Jim Valvono was head coach at Iona University , he introduced himself to a kid he was recruiting saying Jim Valvano Iona University and the recruit replied Damn you must be rich.