Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 02, 2014

I thought he ran into Mr. Reality.

“Hoss?” I thought his nickname was “Sonic.”

Not super familiar with these recruiting services, but aren’t the very top prospects rated five stars? And isn’t True supposed to be the top quarterback on the East Coast? Three stars is definitely a letdown.

I think “I ran into the Milford coach” would be more realistic. They’ve met so many coaches that calling him “Coach Thorp” is a stretch.

P4Dad: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Coach Thorp? Stay away from him, he didn’t offer us a “package”.Tru: He actually did when we were alone, and said Kaz would offer me one too.

Second explicit “Coke” reference in a few days. Maybe Milford is in the part of the country where Coke is the generic word for soda.

In all reality, 3 star QBs are nothing to get exicited about. Having a Coke is Milford speak for doing a line of Coke . Busted a move on True Hoss and jumped out of the way when he was ala the Blues Brothers driving thru the Magnificant Milford Miracle Mall and Flea Market .

Well, a 3-Star QB would be big news to a team whose coach goes AWOL for most of training and nearly every game.

Hmmm, True and his dad must have switched hotel rooms because the beds were on the other side of the room in that last place they were in. I’m trusting Neal and Rod are not just using stock work from old strips.

Art Standish will playing the role of Ben Cartwright in tonight’s episode of Milford Masterpiece Theater, Hop Sing burns the peacock.

desertdwlr – maybe that’s why we haven’t seen him before. With fingers that do that, he may have trouble with fumbles.

MUT Now, Alicia is worth recruiting. Coach and Kaz would never get a chance in the showers. Those long, sudzy, slow, showers.

Well Father Art I was driving to Hawaii, but I made a wrong turn in Omaha and ended up in Guam. I talked to Coach Dikta of the Guam Dodos and they had a really good year ending up tied for 4th. If I go there I think I can lift them up to a 2nd place tie and get a free ride to East Dakota State.

Thus ends another week of Mopped Up Thorp waiting for the True commitment to Milford day.

“3 Stars in the Valley” now playing at the Milford Drive-In , starring Danny Aiello, Charlize Theron, Gil Thorp, and introducing Hoss, the Wonder Arm. Gil’s dog Berrill was ranked #2 on pooperscooper.com

I cannot believe people have missed the obvious. He misread the report he’s not a 3 star prospect, he is a Triple X prospect. This will hook him up with a certain dancer on the girl’s BBall team.

prepscoop? Isn’t that what they give you before a colonoscopy?

I wish they had a like button on here. There are always multiple great comments but you can’t post everyday, “good one commenter1, commenter2, commenter3,…”. I’ve laughed at so many, never a day goes by without at least 2 great ones.

I thought the race would be to tell Jarrod Hale, but now I think the next call will be to Marty Moon.