Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 20, 2010

Transcript:

June says, "Ralph, I'm going to ask you only one more time?" June says, "Why did you give me this ad for a weight-loss program??" Ralph says, "Honeybunch, I can explain." HONK! HONK! HONK! Ralph says, "Whoa! Our car is honking, I'll go investigate!!" Ralph thinks, "Now I know why they put the red button on thekeyless remote!"