What I will do this summer...
Boy: I am going to stop picking my nose.
Mr. Spaetzle: Um. Good. When?
Boy: Oh, I already have.
Mr. Spaetzle: Well, then! Bravo!
Boy: Five times so far!
An original disco song off of “Weird” Al’s first album: “Gotta Boogie”Gotta boogie…gotta boogieGotta boogie…I gotta boogieGotta boogie on my finger and I can’t shake it off!
Eh, boogers aren’t the least sanitary things you will touch today. Spaetzle’s immune system should at the very least cover booger bugs (rather like an insurance company, isn’t it?).
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
Keep trying!
Pedrocelli over 10 years ago
and cut the red wire . . (turns page) . . under no circumstances!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Really? Anyone with any experience with elementary school age kids should know fingers will have been in places …
Just remember this — you can pick your friends; you can pick your nose; but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
pshea over 10 years ago
And yet another reason to not shake hands.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
An original disco song off of “Weird” Al’s first album: “Gotta Boogie”Gotta boogie…gotta boogieGotta boogie…I gotta boogieGotta boogie on my finger and I can’t shake it off!
Ervin Johnson over 10 years ago
LOL
rbenzar over 10 years ago
Eh, boogers aren’t the least sanitary things you will touch today. Spaetzle’s immune system should at the very least cover booger bugs (rather like an insurance company, isn’t it?).
awlvtx the fox almost 7 years ago
lol
awlvtx the fox almost 7 years ago
oof