Fred Basset by Alex Graham for July 30, 2014

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I just hate to follow instructions. My daughter called them “destructions.”

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    juicebruce  over 10 years ago

    When all else fails !

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    John9  over 10 years ago

    Have you tried to read the instructions lately? Insert part b into slot a while spinning counterclockwise during a full moon.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    Tim Allen approveshas parts left over

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Instructions?! We don’t need no stinkin’ instructions!!

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    neverenoughgold  over 10 years ago

    “The pictures are all in …”Ha, ha, ha, ha…Good one!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 10 years ago

    The instructions—one page in English and a couple of dozen pages in various other languages.

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    pshea  over 10 years ago

    First thing you do, throw the instructions away…but not too far away.

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    rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Hubby (with a little help from me) put our bed together. Instructions were in Norwegian so we basically just followed the pictures. Got it done, anyway.

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    GrimmaTheNome  over 10 years ago

    My daughter put together our ikea kitchen table and chairs a couple of years back – she read the instructions and got on with it with very little help from us – just a bit of final tightening. Childsplay…that’s the problem, men don’t like following instructions.

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    choo choo willy  over 10 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, call an expert to put it together.

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