Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 02, 2010
Transcript:
Irving: Our brain function peaks in our late 20s and then begins its plummet into senility. Every year the gray matter shrinks... Connective tissue withers... Response time slows... Memory fades... Every minute of every day our brain cells are dying off- ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY... Cathy: What am I going to do with you?? Irving: AHAH! And problem-solving skills deteriorate!!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
I have a few suggestions, none of them are nice and at least is one illegal.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
d i v o r c e is a good one.
funnyfan928 almost 15 years ago
I’m with you on that, ejcapulet.
Just what Cathy needs: a balding, insane, senile neurotic with two mooches.
Time to call the funny farm….then get herself a boy toy.
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
LOL, everyone! I don’t even know what to add because you’ve said it all… :-)
Jascat almost 15 years ago
Why is she still married to him?!
chocolate1100 almost 15 years ago
Hey, I love Irving! He is so REAL! Could she do better? Maybe a big hero like Tiger?
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
True, but if you attempt to learn, your brain rebuilds old neuropathways and creates new ones. Senility can be avoided by keeping the mind active, Alzheimers can’t be avoided.
Boring marriages to useless lunatics can be avoided, or at least quickly remedied.
Problem solving skills? They both solve all their problems by avoiding them and buying something they don’t need in order to change the subject.
dstufff almost 15 years ago
Doesn’t Cathy act the same way as Irving does when it comes to shopping issues?
1148559 almost 15 years ago
I found this one actually funny. Nice change from the cosmetics shopping ones.
Kaytebb almost 15 years ago
I’m going to go with Monty Python on this one and say, “RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!”
I have been told that an active mind wards off that kind of thing and I have to believe it cause my two grandmothers could not have been more polar opposites. One was brought up that you didn’t need to read unless it was the Bible or a cookbook and she never did puzzles or anything like that and she slipped into dementia very early. My other grandmother still reads like gangbusters and does puzzles and such and has always keen to learn everything she can and she is only now starting to have memory problems. She writes things down a lot now. Too bad no one else can read her hand writing but her. ;)
-DukeNukem- almost 15 years ago
He’s as crazy as she is, but they don’t make a cream for what he has.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
She knew he was a jerk when she married him and they DO NOT change.