Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 06, 2014

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    jsab0  over 10 years ago

    It barely conceals his tater tots.

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    He’s small potatoes.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    They’re all like that. He’s a very common tater.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 10 years ago

    With tater tots that small, he must be a speck tater.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    That isn’t a friendly smile – your next Cuban dictator

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    When they see him in the club later, they’ll be pretty well baked, and he’ll look good. Of course, he’ll only have eyes for those two tomatoes in the corner. .Of course, they’re only interested in one of his parts, sold separately.

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    Most men don’t look good in speedos, but that doesn’t stop us.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He looks like a masher.

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