Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 04, 2010

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    Oh boy, Skyler….you’re way off base with that one!

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    Sounds like our latest answers of “Mad Libs”….

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Swing and a miss!

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Skyler is definately not the brightest bulb on the string.

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    drwatson  over 14 years ago

    That phrase is not actually true. He wasn’t afraid of the dark, and he did not invent the lightbulb. He just perfected the vacuum and filament of the lightbulb so that it actually worked properly.

    There are a lot of other things which he deserves a lot more credit for, especially as the father of A/V equipment…

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    phonograph

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    it’s logical, but it could have been a 3 iron.

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    wetidlerjr  over 14 years ago

    Question:Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark so he invented the:

    Answer: Large handgun

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Spring training is here at last!

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    ninmas  over 14 years ago

    how old is skylar?

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    It’s Wabbit Season !!

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    Duck Season !!

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    “You don’t have to shoot me now, wait ‘til you get home.”

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    “A-a-aw wight.”

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    “You’re despicable !”

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    EarlWash  over 14 years ago

    Slyler will be allowed to graduate from grade school when he tries to date his third grade teacher.

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    IndyMan  over 14 years ago

    EarlWash, I agree but how many times will he have to go through 3rd grade is the question.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    That diwector is weally stawting to get on my newves

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    ronaldmundy  over 14 years ago

    when did this become a fudd toon?

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Th-th-th-that’s all folks!

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    siredonnthedragon  over 14 years ago

    Elementary My Dear Watson!

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    NoBrandName  over 14 years ago

    Neither is anyone who spells “definitely” with an “a”

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    Susan, watch out! Joe Allen will lecture you about Bugs Bunny, like he did to me on Momma the other day for saying that.

    Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark, so he electrocuted and killed bull elephants at World’s Fairs to prove that electricity was powerful.

    THAT’S DESPICABLE!

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    trekkermint  over 14 years ago

    he also tried to invent a way to talk to the dead maybe he just wanted to talk to the things going bump in the night

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Skyler had no “idea” of the right answer as usual. (“idea” = no bright light bulb shining above Skyler’s head)

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