Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 28, 2010
February 27, 2010
March 01, 2010
Transcript:
Clinically proven to minimize the appearance of what might indicate the possible beginning of... Cathy: "Reduces visible signs of aging in six weeks or your money back!" "Reduces fine lines around the lips in ten days or your money back!" "Restores elasticity and evens tone in one week or your money back!" Which one was supposed to restore elasticity? Which was supposed to fix the lip lines? Which day did I start each thing and which visible results were supposed to happen when? What exactly did my face look like 49 days ago? And even if I could recall all that...where's my original packaging? Where are my receipts? Where do I mail my claims? Cosmetics' only real guarantee: The greater the need, the less likely the user will remember the offer long enough to collect on it. JUST SEND A BIG BAG OF MONEY AND I'LL HOLD IT OVER MY FACE!!
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
She spent all her money or creams and didn’t leave any for a calendar and a pen?
funnyfan928 over 14 years ago
Should’ve had shutterbug Irving take her picture 49 days ago, THEN she could examine what she looks like then and now….and find that not much had changed.
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
The thing about most of those claims is that if you stop using the product, your skin typically goes back to the way it used to be.
Jascat over 14 years ago
I agree with Doctor Toon. It’s time to start a new storyline already!
dafodil over 14 years ago
This is getting old
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
Actually, if Cathy held a bag of money over her face, I’d find her much more attractive…
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Senility means she really needs the creams after all!
doctorwho29 about 3 years ago
This one is very real. Who is honestly going to keep track of all of those guarantees? lol