FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 24, 2010
Transcript:
Paige: Katie, I'm sorry. But your mother said no TV. Katie: "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! Paige: I have an idea. Let's open up this big toy chest of yours and take your mind off that show. Katie: "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! Paige: Ok, bad idea. Let's read some or your book instead. Katie: "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! "Blues Clues"! Paige: This isn't what I think it is on the apple juice label, is it?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
I wanna see the label.
SplendensPluviaNemus over 14 years ago
Now that’s a fine example of the potential of advertising to be pervasive. Poor Paige.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Tell her to pick a toy or book and amuse herself.
jammer714 over 14 years ago
toss her in closet
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Either spots drink, soda.
If she lucky she gave her a micky, she’ll fall asleep.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
What wonders are in the medicine cabinet?
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
“…oh, dear, Katie! It looks like you might have the sniffles! Let’s give you some Nyquil for that and…”
Problem solved.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Paige knows children can’t be drugged. She is doing right finding something different, that might be hard since the child is obsess with and everything might be bassed on that.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Can “Blue’s Clues” possibly be that bad by comparison to “Motor Mouth”? I’d be curious to find out by this point.
POPPA1956 over 14 years ago
For goodness sake, pick something to do, and play a game of “Blue’s Clues” with Katie to find out that something.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Paige, let the kid watch Blue’s Clues. Then about an hour before Mom is due back, give her chocolate milk made with Nuclear Coffee. Never babysit that kid again!
Metroidprime8wwd over 14 years ago
member what happened last time she turned on the TV and watched Jerry Springer?
tonytiger29 over 14 years ago
I preferred blues clues to barney in my house when my kids were younger. i out right forbade barney in the house.
zev.farkas over 14 years ago
Remind me not to hire any of the above to babysit my kids…
Magasek over 14 years ago
Barney is Satan. Proof:
1) Barney = Cute Purple Dinosaur… 2) replace all ‘u’ with ‘v’ for the latin => Cvte Pvrple Dinosavr 3) extract all letters that are valid Roman numerals => C v v l D i v 4) Convert them to decimal and add => 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666 5) 666 = The mark of Satan 5) Therefore Barney is Satan
QED :)
trekkermint over 14 years ago
apple juice, now with more caffeine
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s AWESOME, Magasek!!
Smartone2000 over 14 years ago
How unfortunate
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
Merchandising! Where the real money on the show is made!
supersexyghotmew95 over 11 years ago
OH MY GOD I HAD A HANDY DANDY WHEN I WAS HER AGE