Every time we had Chinese take out food, we would dump the fortune cookies in a glass cookie jar. One day, looking for something to munch on, I opened the jar, took out a cookie, unwrapped it, pulled out the “fortune”, and gave it a munch..Phooeee! Do know those darn things do not have a date stamp on them! I had to run to the bathroom and gargle with Lavoris to get rid of the taste!
Tirasmol over 10 years ago
Oh no, this is going to bug the crap out of me … it’s Wookiee! with 2 Es! Now I’ll just go sit in my corner and try to stop being a shrew.
Miba over 10 years ago
Two es! In this day and age how can anyone get that wrong!?
drodr05 over 10 years ago
Friend 1: “Hey, whatcha eating?”
Friend 2: “A ’Wookiee Steak.”
Friend 1: “How is it?”
Friend 2: “A bit Chewy.”
dwpbike over 10 years ago
sounds more like constipation on the horizon
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
“As the purse is emptied the heart is filled” – big tip wanted
dirgis3 over 10 years ago
This is one for Drs. Cooper, Kutrpali. etc.—-and Wolowitz
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Every time we had Chinese take out food, we would dump the fortune cookies in a glass cookie jar. One day, looking for something to munch on, I opened the jar, took out a cookie, unwrapped it, pulled out the “fortune”, and gave it a munch..Phooeee! Do know those darn things do not have a date stamp on them! I had to run to the bathroom and gargle with Lavoris to get rid of the taste!