There once was a dog from Pawtucket who like to dig dirt by the bucket but when it would rain he wore a brown stain on his coat from the mud that would muck it Now that's a dirty limerick.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who’d grab a fresh oyster and shuck it.
But once, on the strand,
He cut up his hand,
And from that day on, he said, “Chuck it”!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Oh yeah!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Good One Red.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
But I wouldn’t say he’s got a dirty mind.
rotts over 14 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who’d grab a fresh oyster and shuck it. But once, on the strand, He cut up his hand, And from that day on, he said, “Chuck it”!
risitas over 14 years ago
Mud’s Best Friend.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
A cheerful old bear at the zoo Could always find something to do. When it bored him to go On a walk to and fro, He reversed it, and walked fro and to.
(Sorry… couldn’t resist sharing! @rotts, nice one!)
Ladywillowdragon over 14 years ago
cute - it made me smile ;-)