Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2014
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I can't believe auntie Nell considers this a healthful approach to summer vacation! Outdoor play! Ridiculous! Indeed. I mean... Seriously!... Is the woman mad?! Summertime! A time of hurricanes! Heat waves! Droughts! Ozone alerts! Surely this is no time for a young lad to be out of doors, and... Pardon me, Jarvis, but would you mind adjusting my climate pack? I think I noticed a slight rise in humidity... Of course sir...
Varnes over 10 years ago
Taz, naw, it’s just a normal introduction to the nightly news….
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Jarvis pull the plug, you can always find another job.
e.groves over 10 years ago
There are vests that are connected to an air line that help cool the wearer. Some of my co-workers wore them on days when it was extremely hot in the shop.
Rwill over 10 years ago
He forgot bugs. Especially mosquitoes.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
You should not allow yourself to become all agitated, Young Nuttingham! Causes humidity. Stresses environmental suit. Anguishs your Gentleman’s Gentleman, Jarvis. Tut, tut!
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Yes Jarvis, there appears to be a lot of hot air collecting around the little creep…
boldyuma over 10 years ago
I wonder, if they walk, their boots make a squeak squeak sound?