Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 15, 2014

It must be Jelly, ‘cause jam don’t shake like that,

http://music.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_7879844/it-must-be-jelly-cause-jam-don-t-shake-like-that/

Crunchy, man, don’t be jelly-ous, just cos the smooth ones have more bread.

I know her…. her father was a big loafer…You’d never guess, but she likes to get toasted, and get into sticky situations.

I actually like you better…. even if you are rather chunky….I don’t care about bread, or fancy dates…. I just like to spoon.

Yeah, that’s right… I know I should pass them by…but I just can’t stay away from peanut butter bars.It’s OK…. I’m careful, if they seem to be full of nuts, and I never accept dates in them….

Yup, her relationship with Peter didn’t pan out.

You won’t find me saying they were made for eachother. I’m more of a deli meat person.

Wake up and smell the yeast, Smoothy.

It’s better with two slices

Bruno Zeigerts: Upper crust: A bunch of crumbs stuck together by their dough.

As Moe Howard was wont to say, “Spread out!”

Of course he seems smooth, seeing as how he spreads it on so thick.