One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 26, 2015

The Young and the Worthless. There a soap I’m just itching to see.

Bellhops deliver phone messages from the hotel phone operators.

“As the Stomach Turns”“General Malaise”“As the Sun Sets”“One Interminable Hour at a Time”

Speaking of bellhops, I saw Johnny Roventini in person once, years ago – the famous “call for Phillip Morris” young man.You can still see/hear him on YouTube, as well as watch Lucy and Ricky puffing happily away on a Phillip Morris.

or how to spell Barbecue

Let’s not forget ‘All My Illegitimate Children’, ’Ryan’s Dope’, ‘Pit of Depression’ (Edge of Night), ‘Generally Inhospitable’, and the prime time wonder ’Satan’s Place’.