Hah! How about buying a couple bottles of witch hazel (which some of us oldtimers use for cleaning up after a , well, you know), and the young cashier at the supermarket, trying to score points by being friendly and engaging, asks you in front of all the other folks in line at the checkstand… “Witch Hazel? What do you use this for?”
Argythree over 8 years ago
Fiesta pack of bunion pads? They don’t sell those in my store…
keltii over 8 years ago
fiesta pack? coloured? for open toed sandles?
aimlesscruzr over 8 years ago
He’s smart. Speak loudly so everyone else can hear you and you will never have to go to the store again…
jaywilsonwork over 8 years ago
Fiesta is a brand of condoms…
oldsmkysyvr over 8 years ago
Hah! How about buying a couple bottles of witch hazel (which some of us oldtimers use for cleaning up after a , well, you know), and the young cashier at the supermarket, trying to score points by being friendly and engaging, asks you in front of all the other folks in line at the checkstand… “Witch Hazel? What do you use this for?”
hippogriff over 8 years ago
oldsmkysyvrHazing witches to ‘el. At least that will confuse them enough they won’t be so nosey.