One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 29, 2018

Whoa!

Listen carefully, Joe! When a woman answers a question asked to YOU, do not respond, just grunt!

So, he hates every teacher he’s ever had. Maybe the problem is not the teachers…

Ask Linus Van Pelt what he thinks of his teacher… (Mrs. Hagemeyer, nee Othmar, for those who follow Peanuts).

Some fellows at our church liked their (divorced) middle school teacher so much they set up a blind date between their (widowed) father and her. It worked; they ended up getting married.

So let me see if I’ve got this straight. He tinkles on his teachers???

What a pisser.

So Ruthie is Joe’s mouthpiee? It.seems Grandpa asked JOE the question…

AAAHHHH….. Memories of my 5th grade teacher… She was beautiful….. Puts my head in a very nice place…..

Not all the time.

That would cover my 4th grade teacher. At least she was that way with all the males in her class.