I drive a bus. I once had a boy “spill his guts” the whole way home. Luckily I got him the trash bucket before the first time! I called dispatch to have his mom meet him at his stop. When I got there, she saw the can and said “Do you want me to take that?” and I held up the bag and said “No, but do you want to see what he had for lunch?”
Another time, on the first day of school, a boy on his first day of middle school came to me at the school and said “I threw up!” I said “Sorry buddy, go right in to the nurse!” I went to clean up the mess before my elementary run, but couldn’t find it anywhere. I assumed he had just upchucked down the front of himself. Halfway through the second run, one of the younger kids said “Someone spilled applesauce on the bus!” I said "Do me a favor, move to a different seat. Turns out her had thrown up down the wall and it was all on the broom handle that was stuck between the seats and the wall!
jagedlo over 4 years ago
There are times when asking Joe things leads to TMI syndrome!
MS72 over 4 years ago
We decorated cigar boxes (remember those?) by gluing macaroni on the box and spray-painting them gold.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Looks like Joe woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
library_dean over 4 years ago
Where did Joe go that he had to sit on a bus for two whole hours?
tcayer over 4 years ago
I drive a bus. I once had a boy “spill his guts” the whole way home. Luckily I got him the trash bucket before the first time! I called dispatch to have his mom meet him at his stop. When I got there, she saw the can and said “Do you want me to take that?” and I held up the bag and said “No, but do you want to see what he had for lunch?”
Another time, on the first day of school, a boy on his first day of middle school came to me at the school and said “I threw up!” I said “Sorry buddy, go right in to the nurse!” I went to clean up the mess before my elementary run, but couldn’t find it anywhere. I assumed he had just upchucked down the front of himself. Halfway through the second run, one of the younger kids said “Someone spilled applesauce on the bus!” I said "Do me a favor, move to a different seat. Turns out her had thrown up down the wall and it was all on the broom handle that was stuck between the seats and the wall!
kab2rb over 4 years ago
Which means the girl moaned and cried the whole way home on a project she ruined.
Michael Bolton Premium Member over 4 years ago
Why is this comic from July 10, 2010? New ones appear in the paper.
tinner2000 over 4 years ago
The funnies farm?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
That’s why I hesitate to ask how it’s going? I’m afraid they will tell me.
mludwick over 4 years ago
What? The date on this cartoon says 7/10. Also, this does not match what was in our print newspaper today.