My father-in-law has tremors. His wife left him alone for a day, with instructions on how to cook his HotPockets for lunch. He double-tapped the button, and put it in for 23 minutes instead of 2:30. It almost caught fire. He never wondered why it was taking so long.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
First of all, thats not an English muffin by the looks of it. That might be his first mistake.
Auntie Socialist almost 4 years ago
No, you fool! 1 is for popcorn
jr1234 almost 4 years ago
TODAY’S OBH…AWE, Tooth fairy came to James home, this timehttps://www.creators.com/read/one-big-happy
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
that or stay on the line for the next available operator, Nick…
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Not bad, Nick. Not bad.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If you want to pres one, press one now. If you want to press two, hang up and try again.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
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DDrazen almost 4 years ago
When I bought an Indian food microwave dinner, it came with naan (flatbread) in a cellophane sleeve. Nuking that for 15 seconds was enough.
kab2rb almost 4 years ago
So like my hubby to ask for how long.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
He made it to his age without knowing how to use a microwave?
tcayer almost 4 years ago
My father-in-law has tremors. His wife left him alone for a day, with instructions on how to cook his HotPockets for lunch. He double-tapped the button, and put it in for 23 minutes instead of 2:30. It almost caught fire. He never wondered why it was taking so long.
dpatrickryan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ummm… that’s not an English muffin. And a minute would render any bread product an inedible mess.
dmagoon202ii almost 4 years ago
The last panel appears to have a pun.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
You want to really ‘nuke’ it use gamma rays not microwaves.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
most excellent