One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 09, 2022

All the better to hear you with, my dear!

“What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Tryin’ to make his way home?”

—Joan Osborne

Think God must be a woman; only a woman could create (give birth), to a bunch of morons,(the human race), and still love and protect us all.

I have been out wanderin’I have traveled far One conclusion I have made Is God don’t own a car He don’t wear no fancy clothes He’d rather take the bus He would pay air tourist fare So He could sit with us

- Jimmy Buffet

Forcing children to pray is child abuse.

I had a near death experience and got to see god. Good news: god’s coming down for a visit. Bad news: She’s black and she’s pissed.

The holy glare was so great no human could look and even the angels must avert their eyes or have them burned out of their head.

“Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen!” Scout/Jean Louise Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird."