Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 12, 2010

But not as much as you’re putting in Tubby.

Wishfull thinking, Cosmo. You’re dreaming in techni-color again.

John Wayne used to say “We’re burin’in daylight.”

burn baby burn

So does talking. But you will note that the Senator isn’t thin either.

Pushing back from the table burns more

Roz should be nice to her customers not sarcastic.

sound theory, but the equation doesn’t hold up. AH, the land of perpetual hope……..know it well.

I know a lot of people who live in a state of perpetual hope… it’s scary sometimes…

And we burn up more calories when we’re sleeping than when we’re awake, so maybe Cosmos should try the 24/7 sleep diet.–wake up a week later and lose 10 lbs!

To take one step further, eating steak burns more calories than eating lettuce.

Talking too much B.S. isn’t helping him either!

the light at the end of the clogged tunnel, Roz.

Eating #DOES# burn calories but, unless you’re eating celery, the calories burnt are totally insignificant.

…Just like human-produced Carbon Dioxide contributes to Gore-Bull Warming. Statistically, completely insignificant. Yet people are trying to use the fear of Climate Change to extract money and power from the rest of us.

There’s that dam-ned “hope” word again! Hasn’t it caused enough trouble already?