………..but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!!!!
And sometimes a guys worst enemy.
Fast fingers discount
Is that ‘cool hand loot?’
There’s no gift card for that.
Do it the old fashioned way and earn it. I may not be as exciting, but it keeps you out of jail.
Can’t even make a dishonest dollar anymore.
(Q): What do you steal for the girl who has everything?
(A): Nothing! You steal FROM her! She probably won’t even miss it…
DR Phil She told me not to get her anything. Do I believe her?
fish stix, isn’t that an oxymoron? like marriage…..he’ll be doing time. no gift is worth that. who knew?
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.
I knew there had to be a “jail bird” in this strip.
If he hadn’t tried to lift the WHOLE shop, he might have gotten away with it. Someone needed to explain the term.
DIAMONDS?…-NOT ANYMORE, A GIRLS BEST FRIEND IS HER CELL PHONE! [YAK-YAK-YAK]
fritzoid - that’s hilarious! I’m gonna steal that from you if you don’t mind…
Rick McKee
MontanaLady almost 15 years ago
………..but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!!!!
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
And sometimes a guys worst enemy.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Fast fingers discount
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Is that ‘cool hand loot?’
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
There’s no gift card for that.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Do it the old fashioned way and earn it. I may not be as exciting, but it keeps you out of jail.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Can’t even make a dishonest dollar anymore.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
(Q): What do you steal for the girl who has everything?
(A): Nothing! You steal FROM her! She probably won’t even miss it…
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
DR Phil She told me not to get her anything. Do I believe her?
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
fish stix, isn’t that an oxymoron? like marriage…..he’ll be doing time. no gift is worth that. who knew?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
I knew there had to be a “jail bird” in this strip.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
If he hadn’t tried to lift the WHOLE shop, he might have gotten away with it. Someone needed to explain the term.
hoodlumsaint almost 15 years ago
DIAMONDS?…-NOT ANYMORE, A GIRLS BEST FRIEND IS HER CELL PHONE! [YAK-YAK-YAK]
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
fritzoid - that’s hilarious! I’m gonna steal that from you if you don’t mind…