Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 26, 2014
Transcript:
Neville: The dogs have me trapped in here trying to get these dog biscuit samples. Neville: I must protect the mail. But there's nothing to eat… Neville: …Except these sample biscuits… Maybe just one… To keep up my strength… Neville: No! I'm becoming one of them!
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re sample dog biscuits. You’re SUPPOSED to give them to the dogs, you twit! They’re not addressed; they don’t have postage on them; ergo, they’re not mail. You don’t have to protect them at all.
WoodEye over 10 years ago
awgiedawgie
Spoken like a true dog.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Stryk428 over 10 years ago
@awgiedawgie The biscuits are in packages that are addressed and have postage on them. They are mail.
WDemBlk Premium Member over 10 years ago
I always “love” mail that is addressed to me or current occupant. Doesn’t it make you feel special?
Starman1948 over 10 years ago
Good morning fans. I have 2 rescue dogs who are spoiled.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
I hope he’s real limber, considering where he’s gotta lick now.
erin.adamic Premium Member over 10 years ago
Why don’t they just wait until the mailman puts them in the mailboxes? Then they could take them from the mailboxes before the owners of the houses find them. Sounds like a lot less work … but then, dogs never were the most intelligent creatures. That’s why I prefer cats. Sorry, Poncho …
She Mc over 10 years ago
Some students I knew worked part time in a dog food factory, they said the dog biscuits straight out of the oven were really delicious!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
I used to eat dog biscuits when I was little. I liked the charcoal ones best. Then my mother found out……
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Come on Man! Get a grip of yourself!