When I was in kindergarten, a boy named David took a shine to me. He’d tell me he was coming over, we’d find him sitting on my front steps, and I’d invite him inside and we’d play. I didn’t see him during the following summer, and when first grade started, I eagerly ran up to him and said something like, “Hi, David!”He looked right through me. I knew right away what was going on, and learned early about the fickleness of love. Never had any real “boy friends” after that till university years.
You let that very first girl into your life, and you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of female relationship troubles. A lifetime of off and on misery and whining. My observations of watching my sons over the many years, try and cope with their females.
Something else I’ve noticed; as Winston Churchill (of the US and Brits — but it works for Canadians as well) said “two great peoples separated by a common language” — besides the reversed ‘er’, superfluous ‘u’, and ‘s/c’ substitutions — now we have “Grade Five” vs. “Fifth Grade”.
I was also lucky enough not to even consider dating till college, which made life much simpler. However, I will be clueless if and when my kids date before that point.
Honestly, I think most of us are at least partially crazy, so it’s just a matter of finding a crazy with which we’re compatible. As it is, I’m compatible with most types of male crazy, but not the evil, refusal-to-communicate, angry, oh-so-logical type (hint, it’s not real logic, you’re just showing how you feel superior to your friends and yes, that is a problem)
I had crushes on various girls since the first grade. Didn’t know why I felt that way, I just did. Felt good to be around them. It wasn’t til the 6th grade that I actually started “feeling ways about stuff”. LOL!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Complication, here comes girl (Deanna?)! ;)
krys723 over 10 years ago
Oh God its elementary school Deanna…it takes me a while to get used to her.
Baarorso over 10 years ago
To paraphrase Baloo from “Jungle Book”, “Them things ain’t nothin’ but trouble!”
jgarrott over 10 years ago
In contrast to many, I can’t remember every having a “girl aversion.”
William Taylor over 10 years ago
Isn’t Deanna a blonde? And I don’t remember her throwing herself at him like this….. I think this is some other girl in his class, not THE girl.
Aaberon over 10 years ago
Yes: I remember budding 5th grade attractions. How awkward!
lonelydwightfrye over 10 years ago
In my own experience this is right on target, if not a bit late.
Strider Premium Member over 10 years ago
Unfortunately that complication will haunt you for the rest of your life. LOL
QuietStorm27 over 10 years ago
Fifth grade is hard for a lot of kids, it’s the point when they have to really try.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
jeanie5448 over 10 years ago
I have a grandson that is 5th grade this year and he still thinks girls are “yuky”……..by next year I think he will think different.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
When I was in kindergarten, a boy named David took a shine to me. He’d tell me he was coming over, we’d find him sitting on my front steps, and I’d invite him inside and we’d play. I didn’t see him during the following summer, and when first grade started, I eagerly ran up to him and said something like, “Hi, David!”He looked right through me. I knew right away what was going on, and learned early about the fickleness of love. Never had any real “boy friends” after that till university years.
summerdog86 over 10 years ago
You let that very first girl into your life, and you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of female relationship troubles. A lifetime of off and on misery and whining. My observations of watching my sons over the many years, try and cope with their females.
summerdog86 over 10 years ago
Why is it that they are attracted to those “closet cases” in the first place?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Something else I’ve noticed; as Winston Churchill (of the US and Brits — but it works for Canadians as well) said “two great peoples separated by a common language” — besides the reversed ‘er’, superfluous ‘u’, and ‘s/c’ substitutions — now we have “Grade Five” vs. “Fifth Grade”.
snperch over 10 years ago
howardtheduck;You seem to have the most critical, sour outlook on everything in this strip!
masnadies over 10 years ago
I was also lucky enough not to even consider dating till college, which made life much simpler. However, I will be clueless if and when my kids date before that point.
Honestly, I think most of us are at least partially crazy, so it’s just a matter of finding a crazy with which we’re compatible. As it is, I’m compatible with most types of male crazy, but not the evil, refusal-to-communicate, angry, oh-so-logical type (hint, it’s not real logic, you’re just showing how you feel superior to your friends and yes, that is a problem)
Tha_Hype over 10 years ago
I had crushes on various girls since the first grade. Didn’t know why I felt that way, I just did. Felt good to be around them. It wasn’t til the 6th grade that I actually started “feeling ways about stuff”. LOL!
Paula over 10 years ago
These aren’t re-runs. Lynn decided to do the series all over again, it’s new!
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Some of y’all so crazy. Maybe the answer is internet dating.
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
You’re right, 11-12 is way too young. I’m 16 and have yet to get where these kids are already.
USN1977 over 10 years ago
It could be possible that Brian and Michael are not in the same homeroom.