Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 16, 2014

Oh, do we even WANT to know what Andy did at The Happy Warthog pub?

So much for telling the “truth,” huh, Andy?! ;)

The new owner took one look at Andy and said yo’re a sot ….. no tab for you here…………… Andy said is that the way to make friends………. the owner said ……… I have plenty of friends……….. what I need is paying customers……..

The Happy Warthog has standards.

No point in wasting it.

Does drinking at “The Happy Warthog” mean that you’ll have no worries for the rest of your days?

Hah!

Wow! Really?

I’d never have guessed.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 12 hours ago

Sheilah and Cam live behind the property that used to be the PTL Club. Now it is some other church they go to. I go with them when I am there. They have a light rail called LYNX. We took it from S. Charlotte all the way to downtown.-Is it okay for comedians to like other comedians ?-This couple of weeks old mail:“What a lovely tribute to Linda Dean. I didn’t know her, but thanks for letting me know.Gordon, I’m 67 now, and try to either bike ride or hike early in the morning, and I’m just too tired to stay up and comment. I’m way behind on all the comics, and I miss a lot of my fellow commenters. Please say “Hi!” for me to all.".She asked me if i was going to be in Durango [Colorado] next June when she is up there camping. I WOULD LIKE TO BE !-Joe was not my intro to the pernicious.. But this guy was..090Donny, left, was my other side of the tracks friend. Seems like every one has one. I wonder who I am that to…. Donald’s mom was a war bride from Manchester. Dad was a Pennsylvania boy who just happened to get caught up in that old crazy European war ! -It was a short flick and despite its primitive nature, I am sure the teach felt that our “story” could have had an actual coherent plot, to which I agree. The whole thing was a bucket o’ cold water to me ! I’m glad it went as well as it did. -Our grade structure as I remember it: A+, A, A-, B+, B, B-, C+, C, C- D+, D, D-, F -The [Bethlehem] Lackawana plant was a branch of the one in Pennsylvania. All I can say about the wannabe donkey drivers is Mother Mary and Joseph, I wish they’d all go away !-I thought you only lived on a small patch. Did you ride with someone mowing the pasture ?-And now it’s almost done. I was plenty busy out today.-You didn’t. I noticed you hadn’t copied it over with the rest. -A soaking Saturday on you. Rained briefly today.__________________________________________________

“Lynx” is the name of a body spray in the UK.-Oh I’m sure it’s just fine for comedians to like other comedians. -I didn’t really notice that Marg was not commenting. I never really followed her comments. I knew she had a ‘tradition’ for being the very first poster every day.-I hope you are able to meet Marg in person one day and that you get another chance to meet that “Still-Da-Man” person because you couldn’t last time.-I haven’t asked about Eileen lately. How is she doing?-That is an awesome photo! I enjoyed looking at the other two in your Flickr album as well. Do you ever find it embarrassing looking at a photograph of a younger you? I do sometimes. I want to put some of my photos through the shredder. -Thank you for telling me about your pal Donny. He seems great.-So I guess being a cameraman or a movie star wasn’t in your career path then?-I think your comments are A+ -What ‘grade’ would you give my current avatar? LOL.-I remember it was the back garden where I used to love riding on the lawnmower. -May your Saturday be absolutely super!

Thataboy, Andy! You do you!

Thanks for pointing that out – I should have known better :)

A Happy Warthog