Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 05, 2010

I don’t know whether to be impressed by portly Gary’s ability to jump and click his heels for joy or to be depressed by his delight in being considered a spineless weasel….

Now say “Theres no place like home”

BLUFFY??

@victor1234: That’s “Buffy”.

outlets!

@Josh 1360 You called my Bluff. The creepy girl may just be bluffin.

Soaring with the eagles is great, but then again weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines…

how do you spell relief

W-E-A-S-L-E

@victor1234: I’ll call your Bluff and rise you an Ace

It’s always good to accept reality. Gary’s a whimp and revels in it. It’s a beautiful thing.

Bad posture, yes, but did you see that “Bojangles” move he pulled of in the last panel?

Looks like Ron Santo after a home run

Gary will remain safe in suburbia!

So instead of prey, Gary will just be roadkill.

And there’s his exercise for the week.