Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 14, 2014
Transcript:
Man 1: You were a diplomatic courier? Man 2: Yep. But I kept forgetting where I sat the packages down. So after I inadvertently started a couple wars, they found something else for me. Voice: Ready to go, Mr. Congresman? Man: In a minute...Now where did I put that wallet?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whether Congress is majority Republicans or Dems this holds true for all of them. It’s the one thing we can “cross the aisle” and agree on.
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Works even better as a commentary on bureaucrats and their control of our lives.
BearsDown Premium Member over 10 years ago
He won’t be in congress long if he can’t remember where the money is. It’s impossible to be elected now without millions (or billions) to spend on a campaign. That is the root of our bad representatives. They represent the people who can pay for their campaigns.
J Short over 10 years ago
Just put it on your tab; just like in Congress.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Remember, diplomatic couriers in some countries are returned to their country in a “diplomatic bag”…
Spyderred over 10 years ago
The “they” that got him the courier’s job also probably saw to it that he managed to graduate with a gentleman’s “C” average from an ivy-league school by the simple expedient of donations, then got a no-work job in somebody’s private company on which a parent was a board member. Then when he couldn’t do that, he got the courier’s job, and when he couldn’t do that, he was placed on the taxpayer’s payroll because, well, that’s what we’re for … to employ the unemployable of the world’s wealthy.