Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 05, 2014
September 04, 2014
September 06, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Hey, dad, I'm inventing a robot. Can you get me a patent?" Dad: "You invented a robot?" Calvin: "Well, here is it so far. Hobbes and I ahve been working on it all afternoon. It's not quite perfected yet, but you get the idea" Dad: "Hmm....what does it do?" Dad: "That's the problem. We haven't figured out how to make it do what we want" Dad: "Don't get discouraged. Your mom and I got the same results after working on YOU for six YEARS" Calvin: "Har har. My attorney is a comedian"
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BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Maybe, the future Mrs. Calvin will succeed where the parents haven’t.-As many know, Bill Watterson’s father is a patent attorney.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
LOL!!! A robot with Tinker-Toy parts! Very intuitive, Calvin! ;)
flowergirl19 about 10 years ago
Did Calvin ever make his bed? Or is he still planning on the robot making the bed?
moronbis about 10 years ago
Dad seems very interested in the robot.
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Hahahaaaahhhhaaaa! Priceless, Dad-
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Dad is wishing that Calvin were a robot with a built-in “Parental Control” feature.
Click here: Zits (September 28, 2009)Click here: FoxTrot (2000)Click here: Ziggy (July 28, 1987)Click here: Peanuts (August 28, 1960)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (November 28, 1993)rshive about 10 years ago
Meanwhile the bed sits unmade.
uniquename about 10 years ago
Calvin’s dad is my favorite dad of all time. I must admit that I patterned some of my answers to my children after his. On the up side, my children have great senses of humor. It didn’t take long before they came back with some very Calvinesque replies.
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin’s robot reminds me of the soup I made when I was VERY young (pre-first grade). One afternoon I told my mother I wanted to make soup and she asked me what I needed. So I asked for the big bowl I’d seen her make stuffing in, filled with water, and a bunch of spices. I diligently stirred the spices into the water but like Calvin, I couldn’t figure out how to make it soup.
zippykatz about 10 years ago
Do they still make Tinker Toys?
Puddleglum2 about 10 years ago
comedian? Dad was serious!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
This one did make me laugh, and once again, I almost spilled my coffee…
Number Three about 10 years ago
He’s right though, Calvin.
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Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Haha
Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
You’ll have to figure it out sometime.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
@platechickHey, that’s what us C&H fanatics are here for.
leopardglily over 2 years ago
His dad is actually a patent attorney apparently.