FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 08, 2014

You’ll make an interesting lawyer someday, Jason.

Loopholes only work in the justice system with lawyers to explain them in complex enough terms, and judges and juries either ignorant or gullible enough to believe the lawyers.

He needs to improve on his math skills; if he had spent a few minutes on the table he wold had an hour to test his new car and his mother would not be in a rage.

who sets the table anymore? is the table with so much junk, and clutter that it is just a storage space? is it the table where everyone’s tablet, laptops, and charging devices are located? and, who eats dinner at the table anymore? don’t people eat over the sink?

Not valid. “Second” never means “parsec” in any honest context.

Yeah, not even George Lucas and his acolytes get away with confusing time with distance, no matter how much they try to say what was “meant”.

we eat at the table all the time makes for better childrens manners and family time. btw no electronics at the table either

@kaneohegirl“we eat at the table all the time makes for better childrens manners and family time. btw no electronics at the table either”.I’m with you…

Jason was correct in his use of parsec, stating that it was a matter of the distance his car traveled.

Just set the table, Jason.