Frank: The world is my oyster, and I'm allergic to shellfish.
Not to worry……………. they don’t keep very long in trash cans….
Don’t bother looking…… someone else probably already found the pearl…………. and lobster claws aren’t what ther’e cracked up to be……………..
Aw, clam up and use your brain mussel!
Sounds like the title of a Lewis Grizzard collection…
I believe it was George Gobel who said, “Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”
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TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Not to worry……………. they don’t keep very long in trash cans….
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Don’t bother looking…… someone else probably already found the pearl…………. and lobster claws aren’t what ther’e cracked up to be……………..
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Aw, clam up and use your brain mussel!
gimmickgenius over 10 years ago
Sounds like the title of a Lewis Grizzard collection…
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I believe it was George Gobel who said, “Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”