Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 21, 1996

Transcript:

Love In Bloom! It's SPRING FEVER! with Dan Cupid, Love Consultant! DAN: Greetings, shut ins! After a long cold winter, are you ready for love? If so, you are not alone! Many lonely hearts look to spring as the perfect time to find a mate! "Why spring?" you ask. What is it about spring that causes such a dramatic increase in romantic encounters? The answer is simple: That's when we break in the new trainees! TRAINEE1: Wooo! Wallflower at sox o'clock! TRAINEE 2: Dibs on that fat guy!