Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 24, 1996
July 23, 1996
July 25, 1996
Transcript:
Can't get to Atlanta? Then come watch the NEIGHBORHOOD OLYMPICS! with your hosts: Biff Biffwell Chip Chipson Biff: Greetings, sports fans! We've just witnessed the thrilling opening ceremonies! Chip: ...And now we're ready to watch today's events! Biff: We've got competitors from every neighborhood in town! Chip: Right, Biff! And all of them have gathered in the spirit of SPORTSMANSHIP and FAIR PLAY! Teddy: On your mark...get set... Nate: Psst! Francis! Your fly is open!
maleah.bird14 over 7 years ago
Oh a distraction before the race, good one nate
depressed_meme over 4 years ago
distraction, ever like the games
Mr. LxATHE almost 4 years ago
That was funny.
Kirbo almost 4 years ago
place your bets here bois
Appel Pai about 1 year ago
Francis: Huh? looks down at his pants to check
Everyone else: zooms across the field at light speed, leaving a forceful cloud of dust that blows Francis all the way to Peru
Nate: I won!
Some other kid: No, I did!
Sheila: No, me!
Everyone: begins fighting over who won, and accidentally smacks other people in the process, dragging them into the fight. The brawl’s intensity creates a whirlwind that draws Francis back to everyone else, where he gets roped into the fight too. Buildings, poles, and pretty much everything else is destroyed, with more and more people joining the brawl causing a bunch of deaths every second. The brawl eventually gets so big that it stretches across the ocean and everyone on the planet is now fighting. However, the sheer size of the battle has caused so much force to be pushed onto the planet that the continents crack and break apart, followed by the entire planet, therefore causing the extinction of the human species.
smooth_sphinx497122 11 months ago
Biff Biffwell and Chip Chipson are at the race.