Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 09, 1996

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MOE MENTUM, HOLLYWOOD STUNT MAN!!! Moe is filming an infomercial... Moe: Hi, I'm Moe Mentum. You may remember me from "Kung Fu Cafe" and "Kiss Me Kung Fu". Would you believe that even a famous movie star like me has to watch his weight? I'll bet YOU have the same problem! Well, I'd like to recommend the "BUTT-BUSTER 3000." Just a few minutes a day and you'll gain a new look, a new confidence! Yes, if you're like me, soon you'll be saying: My career is in the toilet. I feel GOOD about myself! man: Great! Cue Sally Struthers testimonial!