Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 1996
December 27, 1996
December 29, 1996
Transcript:
Nate: I wrote this poem for Jenny, the girl I like! Will you proofread it for me? Gordie: Sure! Although I give you gifts and stuff, my burnin' love you e'er rebuff. You treat me like a painful cyst, but still your charms I can't resist. You're the itch I've got to scratch. You're the candle, I'm the match. You're the scab I've got to pick. You're the dog and I'm the tick. Nate: Find any mistakes? Gordie: It's good you came to me.
hologram165 about 8 years ago
Nate, it might not be good to compare Jenny to a scab.
Sensorfire almost 7 years ago
Truly the most romantic of poems.
Elvis Presley about 6 years ago
Check out Pickles on this site- Earl (the old man) writes some pretty interesting poetry from time to time too. Worth a look
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
An itch? A scab? Those aren’t great things to compare girls to
TheJustinator over 4 years ago
Rhyme and bad and rhyme and bad.
Mr. LxATHE almost 4 years ago
Nate needs a big fat session on girlfriends.
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) almost 4 years ago
stop right there just throw the whole poem in the trash
AliAdhami almost 4 years ago
I actually appreciate the Shakespearean vocabulary and interesting words in the first part of the poem.
The second part, uhhhhh…. it exists.
Grandmaster3 over 3 years ago
He compared her to a itch and a scab?
nintendopoptarts64 almost 2 years ago
Ummmmmmm………… no comment
Appel Pai 10 months ago
Things were going well until “you’re the itch I’ve got to scratch”
VMB! 6 months ago
lol