Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 15, 2010

Yum, cheese burger stacker!

She must eat at Wendys a lot.

Hey, M…………….is there something about Ernie that we don’t know about? Birthday or something????

Love the shots!!!!

ML, no, I was just trying to see if Leaky knew who I was, and now I’m on a roll! The man was a comic genius.

Oh, my, my! Broomie’s DNA-chemical composition is like what mine probably was back in the days when I lunched almost daily at McDonald’s. –I did, however, prefer “Quarter-pounders” to “Big Macs”.

Don’t get Doctor Toon or me on that thing. No telling what Nuclear Coffee or CocoMocha looks like on its screen.

She’s wearing one of those ridiculous hospital gowns that shows yer tushie!

Beware the Ides of March

The Life and Death of Julies Caesar - Act 3

SCENE I. Rome. Before the Capitol; the Senate sitting above.

A crowd of people; among them ARTEMIDORUS and the Soothsayer. Flourish. Enter CAESAR, BRUTUS, CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS BRUTUS, METELLUS CIMBER, TREBONIUS, CINNA, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, POPILIUS, PUBLIUS, and others

CAESAR [To the Soothsayer] The ides of March are come.

Soothsayer Ay, Caesar; but not gone.

Mmmmmmm… Toad burgers….

I guess you are what you eat.

If that’s the case, I’d better change my diet.

@UncaAlby, if you look again at the drawing, you will see that what you saw as the tushie is probably the back of the chair. There is a horizontal bar that fits behind the upper back, and this bar is attached on each side to a vertical bar that has a curve, that is connected at the other end to the seat of the chair.

I’ve seen lots of chairs exactly like this. Makes my back hurt to look at it (for you, it’s the eyes, for me, it’s the back), because the horizontal bar is in exactly the wrong place.

I’m with Alby. It looks to me like Broomie’s little green Popo is out there for the world to see…

Green Moon, you saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own.

@RinaFarina said, about 1 hour ago

@UncaAlby, if you look again at the drawing,

Maybe in a few days my eyelids will open again.

mmm–must visit Yenny and Pibgorn for recuperation.

Mine would be Irish Stew and a Bud.

Mine sure wouldn’t look like Broomie’s. There’s plants in the dang thing.

I would be either a pizza or a Wendy’s burger. I used to go to McD’s, but nowadays their burgers taste… odd to me. Anyone else notice that?

BTW, RinaFarina, that ain’t no backrest, it’s Broomie’s backside.

McD’s always tasted “odd” to me.

It is her posterior! Great, I didn’t notice on my own.

What happens if your composition is alchemical?

Earth’s moon isn’t made of green cheese, but it looks like Broomie’s is.

If this were actually true, my chemical composition would be that of a McNugget.

My chemical composition would most likely be Coca Cola, Gentleman Jack, Woodford Reserve, Popeye’s Fried Chicken, Zatarain’s Jambalaya with shrimp and sausage, and assorted pain meds. Oh, I almost forgot, my lovely female accomplice’s chicken or veal parmesan with baked ziti. And BACON.