The Spleen: Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. I’m a superhero too. I have powers.
Invisible Boy: Really? Like what?
The Spleen: So glad you asked. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
It was the Chipotle lunch.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Haha. Classic.
ladykat over 10 years ago
Too many wieners and beans?
mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is a repeat. The original has my description (if you’re interested).
nosirrom over 10 years ago
He needs some advice.
BlackTie over 10 years ago
The Spleen: Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. I’m a superhero too. I have powers.
Invisible Boy: Really? Like what?
The Spleen: So glad you asked. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!
J Short over 10 years ago
They really knew how to throw a toga party back then.
chriscc63 over 10 years ago
roflmao. ok this was the best one of the year now.
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 10 years ago
Too much fromage!
unnormal over 10 years ago
Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.-I’m sorry, but any who disagree with me are wrong.So there!
ralphandterri about 10 years ago
Upon finding out their neighbor belongs to the Tea Party…