Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 28, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Believe it or not, you have no broken bones, Rip... but your leg is pretty swollen... Rip Haywire: I'm so sore, this drafty camp isn't helping. Breezy: Maybe we could cuddle to keep warm? Rip Haywire: Can't... I (ka-gulp!) swore off women. Breezy: Oh, I never meant it romantically... just for survival. Rip Haywire: Oh, well, that's different!
dimndno about 10 years ago
OOOOHHHH!!!! She’s good!
1silverfox about 10 years ago
it never starts out romantically – but it always seems to end up that way
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ka-CUDDLE!!!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
What did the cowardly lion say to the sex kitten…nothing he was to busy backing away from her attention.
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yeah, that’s it! Survival. Good thinking Breezy.
SkyFisher about 10 years ago
<Insert inappropriate comment here about how it’s not really his leg …>
EarlOfCork about 10 years ago
It is Rip’s duty to sample as much peril as he can.
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Love those survival tactics!
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Cobra is on a train with a bag of stolen bank money, heading toward Starlight where her boyfriend Rodeo is the sheriff.What does she have to worry about?
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
Real hardship there.