Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 26, 2014
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Transcript:
Boy: Dad, how do you get girls? Man: Well, you look helpless and in need of taking care of. Boy: Wow, Dad, that would have mad you one hot dude. Man: Duh.
A woman who wants such a man does not want a husband, she wants a(nother) child.
What attracted my wife to me was something I said while courting: “We are equal partners in this relationship. The only time I want you to take care of me is if I have a bad cold.”Fortunately she got the joke, and here we are 26 years later.
Dragonfly1970 over 10 years ago
The helpless needy looking ones aren’t my cup of tea either.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Well, there’s helpless; and then, there’s hopeless…
grossvatter over 10 years ago
there is a message there somewhere,but Dad didn’t come off to well.Kinda got slapped…….Sir.dork-a-lot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!
puggles over 10 years ago
I do all the house and yard work myself, including splitting wood for the fireplace. The LAST thing I want is a helpless man!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed.
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
A woman who wants such a man does not want a husband, she wants a(nother) child.
What attracted my wife to me was something I said while courting: “We are equal partners in this relationship. The only time I want you to take care of me is if I have a bad cold.”Fortunately she got the joke, and here we are 26 years later.