Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 28, 2014

Or maybe for calling them monkeys. After all, they’re honourable space squids. Not monkeys.

So here’s the answer, they come to earth and destroy A&E , The OWN channel and FOX. Man, what a gift to earthlings that would be.

Actually, fun fact, while it is true that our TV and radio signals have been getting out into space (up until more recently where enhancements on how we transmit this stuff keeps it closer to Earth), little of it is sent in a compressed enough of a stream that by the time it reaches another star system that could have life in it, the signal has degraded to the point it would be undecipherable from the natural background noise of the universe.

This link explains it in more detail: http://zidbits.com/2011/07/how-far-have-radio-signals-traveled-from-earth/

In other news, that ice cream does indeed seem like adequate motivation for alien contact of SOME sort. :P

“If aliens came here, do you think they’d attack us?”.I think they already did, wandered around a bit, looked at one another and said, “No signs of intelligent life here”, then they left…

Right on, neverenough!!!!

Presumably Harrell is a Letterman fan seeing as Dave coined the term space monkey as a generic for aliens

As long as they’re not real estate agents working on commission.