FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 23, 1991

Transcript:

Andy: Did Pembrook tell you why he was asking you to dress up as a clown?! Roger: Well, a lot went unsaid, but I can usually read these things pretty well. I think it has a lot to do with my being naturally funny... naturally personable... naturally easygoing... naturally good with kids... Andy: Naturally bald... Roger: Actually, that was said. Andy: If you don't call him right now, I will! Roger: Andy, c'mon- bald wigs cost money...