FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 08, 1992

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Jason: Mr. Martini, my comic strip was supposed to be in the school paper! It's not on page one...it's not on page two...it's not on page three...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMIC STRIP?! Mr. Martini: Let's just say "Squishy and Squashy, the Talking Roadkill Brothers" met another death. Jason: But HOW?! They were secretly vampires!