Winky should have remembered the punchline “I don’t need to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.” But apparently (lucky for Pam and Brewster), killbots don’t run a multitasking OS.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” (Jack Handey)
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
Makes sense to me.
margueritem over 14 years ago
A scone is a terrible thing to waste….. as is a spleen.
wetidlerjr over 14 years ago
“A bird in the hand will do you dirty.”
Desultourist over 14 years ago
Winky should have remembered the punchline “I don’t need to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.” But apparently (lucky for Pam and Brewster), killbots don’t run a multitasking OS.
Dkram over 14 years ago
There is a lesson here, some where. I’m sure there is, some where.
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David Shoenfeld Premium Member over 14 years ago
I love it! Lost in Space meets Lost in Translation meets plain ol’ LOST! The ultimate warm-up entertainment for Oscars Night ;- )
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Huh? I think I’ll go see if my bed is still warm
rdh288 over 14 years ago
Yeah, if you throw scones, it’ll make your grass floor wet…
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Everything that Brewster said seemed quite accurate, except for that last statement that “people who live in grass houses should not throw scones”.
I believe the statement should be “people who live in grass houses should not stow thrones”.
http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/punjoke.pl?number=16
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” (Jack Handey)
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
In the meantime, get out the bucket of fresh spleens. Winky’s going to need one again!
fueledbyglucose over 13 years ago
Lucky 33 spleens.
awesome person about 9 years ago
35
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.