Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 07, 2010

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    Makes sense to me.

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    A scone is a terrible thing to waste….. as is a spleen.

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    wetidlerjr  over 14 years ago

    “A bird in the hand will do you dirty.”

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    Desultourist  over 14 years ago

    Winky should have remembered the punchline “I don’t need to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.” But apparently (lucky for Pam and Brewster), killbots don’t run a multitasking OS.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    There is a lesson here, some where. I’m sure there is, some where.

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    David Shoenfeld Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I love it! Lost in Space meets Lost in Translation meets plain ol’ LOST! The ultimate warm-up entertainment for Oscars Night ;- )

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Huh? I think I’ll go see if my bed is still warm

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    rdh288  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, if you throw scones, it’ll make your grass floor wet…

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Everything that Brewster said seemed quite accurate, except for that last statement that “people who live in grass houses should not throw scones”.

    I believe the statement should be “people who live in grass houses should not stow thrones”.

    http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/punjoke.pl?number=16

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” (Jack Handey)

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    In the meantime, get out the bucket of fresh spleens. Winky’s going to need one again!

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    fueledbyglucose  over 13 years ago

    Lucky 33 spleens.

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    awesome person  about 9 years ago

    35

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.

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