Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 27, 2014

What, like sign language?

“He’s taught me a lot, mainly by example.”

Is this another steroids storyline?

Now we know what a mustache looks like when Whigham is actually trying to draw one.

Translation of working out with Pascoe and Nunn: “Coach, we’ve filled our bodies with steroids. Don’t ask, don’t tell, and everyone will be happy.”

Hands and heads the same size in P2. Might be time to move Milford’s nuclear power plant over to Goshen or Oakwood.

Now I can do a cartwheel and a handstand!

In all reality, John Pascoe taught us alot Coach, how to cycle the roids , how to mask them for a pee test and showed where to buy them, what till you see Pascoe and Tipp they are ripped. Great work Saad but take out your mouth piece when you talk.

I do not recognize the coach. Not Gil, Kaz or Mimi.Todd a.

Okay, with all the muscle gain and steroid talk I can see where this is going. In a future strip, Kaz and Gil will be peeking at the players in the shower and Kaz will say, “Wow, these kids today have a lot more muscle than ten years ago, but their man parts seem to be smaller.” Gil responds, “Yeah, I don’t like that trend.”

I hear Valley Tech just landed a new tuba player and is a cinch to take home honors at the Valley’s marching band competition.

Prediction: Pascoe will not be heard from this year.

Coach Boone, nice office.

Okay, this is a question in pretty bad taste, but does anyone have an idea how Boone gets that watch strap fastened in the morning?

So his office is the bleachers?

Gilfan79: Velcrow, just lay wrist on back and roll

In all reality, Where did you guys get the roids ,Saad ? Coach, we got them from this new kid named Truth or something like that. He said eevery teeam in the Valley is using . It will be a Roid Riot this Fall.

In all reality, Saad ( Student athletes against drugs ) !

I wrote today’s MUT prior to reading the comments. It might look like I stole the watch idea from Gilfan79 but no, just great minds think alike. :)