Lucky fellow, to have things working out so well for him!
(V V: Lipstick? You mean his beard?)
Condensed version (just add water) of an old joke:
Bush II, Cheney, and Rumsfeld were kidnapped by terrorists, subjected to a mock trial, condemned for war crimes, and placed before a firing squad. But wiley Cheney, looking for a distraction, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped over the wall in the confusion. Clever Rumsfeld, seeing how well this worked, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped in the turmoil. Bush then grasped the concept and yelled “Fire!”
The joke could use some updating. How about Obama, Pelosi, and that dufus Reid. But tell it quickly because come November, Reid’s toast. (Did you see the interview in which he tried to convince us that we pay our taxes voluntarily? He must think we’re as dumb as he is.)
McGehee over 14 years ago
The last thing he feels like doing. How apt.
jtviper7 over 14 years ago
Only one bullet??? Shoot the guy with the lipstick on….
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I bet he’d rather be golfing.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Tuck in your shirt and die with dignity.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lucky fellow, to have things working out so well for him!
(V V: Lipstick? You mean his beard?)
Condensed version (just add water) of an old joke: Bush II, Cheney, and Rumsfeld were kidnapped by terrorists, subjected to a mock trial, condemned for war crimes, and placed before a firing squad. But wiley Cheney, looking for a distraction, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped over the wall in the confusion. Clever Rumsfeld, seeing how well this worked, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped in the turmoil. Bush then grasped the concept and yelled “Fire!”
The joke could use some updating. How about Obama, Pelosi, and that dufus Reid. But tell it quickly because come November, Reid’s toast. (Did you see the interview in which he tried to convince us that we pay our taxes voluntarily? He must think we’re as dumb as he is.)