“Waiter, my lobster has a torn claw.”
“Sir, our lobsters are so fresh, they fight in the tank.”
“Well then, take this one back and bring me one of the winners.”
first they have these guys on horses with spears come out and charge the bull from different directions repeatedly stabbing the bull and keep him running him ragged until he is staggered from loss of blood and is exhausted …
..and that’s when the smug-@ss matador struts into the ring with his sword and cape to the cheers of the crowd……..
it’s like the that movie ‘running man’ where the idiot crowd of the future insanely cheers for the guy who has all the weapons and all the advantages over his unarmed opponent
Actually, jtpozenel, I meant I’m kinda mad about this one myself. This isn’t 1962, and an editor should have intercepted this one. Would they let “pickaninny” through? “Beaner”? “Slope”? “Raghead”?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 14 years ago
“Here’s your order sir” “What these are smaller than yesterday’s.” “Sir, the bull does not always lose!!”.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Keep your eyes open then, because el matador will side step on you.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Victor1234…subtle, but brutal. Very funny, too.
“Waiter, my lobster has a torn claw.” “Sir, our lobsters are so fresh, they fight in the tank.” “Well then, take this one back and bring me one of the winners.”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
first they have these guys on horses with spears come out and charge the bull from different directions repeatedly stabbing the bull and keep him running him ragged until he is staggered from loss of blood and is exhausted … ..and that’s when the smug-@ss matador struts into the ring with his sword and cape to the cheers of the crowd…….. it’s like the that movie ‘running man’ where the idiot crowd of the future insanely cheers for the guy who has all the weapons and all the advantages over his unarmed opponent
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Aww, you always get all the fun!
jpozenel over 14 years ago
So that’s what goes on in a real bull session!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
They let this through with “pansy”? That’s…disappointing.
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
Good for you bulls. And that is the reason I do not ever intend to visit Spain or Mexico. Disgusting.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Why you’re right fritzoid!
Someone should be mad and doesn’t even realize it!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Actually, jtpozenel, I meant I’m kinda mad about this one myself. This isn’t 1962, and an editor should have intercepted this one. Would they let “pickaninny” through? “Beaner”? “Slope”? “Raghead”?
I’m kinda mad, mostly I’m just…disappointed.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
victor1234: I remember the first part of that joke - a good one, but obviously not ready for GoComics prime time…too bad.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yes, the comics should be careful not to offend pansies.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Try to nail him in the bluebells instead.