B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 24, 2014

A dirty trick. But effective.

Why was the Grim Reaper at the golf course…because a lot of people were suffering with strokes.

Bruno, reminds me of one too. Tom, Joe, Bill and Fred were golfing, but on the third hole Tom had a heart attack and died. When Joe got home his wife asked how the game went. “Terrible, Tom had a heart attack.” “Oh, that is really bad!” said his wife. “Yeah” Tom said, “for 6 holes it was hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom.”

That iron’s not legal …

If The Angel Of Death Andrew asks to play through, you better let him.

For a minute there, I thought it was Kevin…

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner.

On the first hole, he sliced into the rough.

His opponent heard him mutter “Hoover !” under his breath.

On the second hole, Father Murphy’s ball went straight into a water hazard.

“Hoover!” again a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occured and Father Murphy’s drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole !

“Praise be to God !”

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. “HOOVER ! ! !”

By this time, his opponent couldn’t withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said “Hoover”.

“It’s the biggest dam I know.”

Nurek Dam Tajikistan= 300 ft high

If you see the grim reaper on a golf course and he wants to play through. The answer is without a doubt is YES!

Thanks for that. The master at his best!