The Middletons by Dana Summers for March 10, 2010

  1. Text if you d like to meet him
    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Know her well, do you?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “Now, darlin’ she’ll be with ya “until the twelfth of never.” She’s “all shook up” about havin’ to decide, but every once in a “blue moon” she wants a “brown-eyed handsome man” to take her in his “crazy arms” and say he loves her tonight. Even in her coffin. So don’t be cruel and tell her “Don’t leave me now.” Only fools rush in to plan a funeral when someone doesn’t even have a fever. You’ll check into Heart break Hotel when she’s singing how great thou art in the great beyond. Don’t be a hound dog and tell her “I can’t stop lovin’ you, Mom.” Soon enough you’ll be saying, “it’s now or never” and then, of course, “it’s Over.” You used to tell her, “love me Tender.” So let it be and say goodbye only when you got to, Son.”

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    blueprairie  over 14 years ago

    What could be more traditionally American than an Elvis impersonator?

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  4. Simpsonized me close up
    mrprongs  over 14 years ago

    Elvis Impersonator with Mock Apple Pie?

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